Just had my first Jehovah’s Witness encounter.

And by encounter I mean I heard knocking, quietly made my way into the breezeway, peered at them through the blinds (the blinds are turned towards the window so I can easily see them while they can’t see me), and waited for them to leave because I’m extremely paranoid about anyone showing up at the door while I’m home alone, never mind two men wanting to talk about shit I don’t give two fucks about.

I also had the feeling that they were Jehovah’s Witnesses, especially when they were walking away.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO BURN.

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

underbiteunite:

Daisy’s name was originally Scooter prior to adopting her. I renamed her Daisy in hopes that she will blossom into a beautiful, strong girl, just like the flower. I think she did.
thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up

neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.

swerveycorps:

i have 3 moods for characters:

  • the ruler of my heart please step on me 
  • precious child must be protected at all costs 
  • complete trash yet ironically my favorite character

(Source: mikasa-ackerman)

brighterthanroses:

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
(Link From The Post)
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

Yep. One of my favorite teachers died from ALS in a matter of months. This is exactly what I’ve been thinking.
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

moewave:

christaofficial:

combatskirt:

"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"

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I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue

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they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing

What kind of experiments does a dead doctor...?
Notte Themes     ☾<
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